There’s just shit everywhere, all the time. Even with my OCD nanny and my fits of cleaning that could be categorized as manic, there’s still shit everywhere, all the time. A design person posted this lucite trunk on Pinterest – probably with the idea that it would make a lovely alternative coffee table – but all I can see is one, big, gorgeous storage box for animals and dolls that can’t seem to find their respective bed or monogrammed toy chest. I envision jelly cats jammed in the corners and cute french baby dolls stuffed in the center. Let’s just do this. And in five years? Boom. A coffee table.